?? "Detect This Heart" ???

(A synth-pop anthem about AI vs. human authenticity)

[Verse 1]?

(Robotic vocoder)

"Upload your text, click analyze,

My algorithms don't tell lies.

99.7% certainty—

This love letter's AI..."

[Pre-Chorus]? *(Human voice cracks)

But what about the shaky hands,

The coffee stains, the scribbled plans?

Can you measure midnight tears,

Or the weight of wasted years?

[Chorus]? (Drum machine explosion)

Oh detector, detector,

You trace the code but miss the pain!

All my typos and run-on thoughts,

Are the fingerprints you'll never explain...

[Verse 2]? (Glitch effects)

"Pattern recognized: cliché metaphor—

'Her eyes like stars' line #304.

Suggested rewrite for originality...

(System overload: emotional anomaly detected)"

[Bridge]? (Dialogue between AI/human)

?? "Statistical outlier detected:

Paragraph 3 shows

Unusual heartrate spikes..."

?? "That's where I wrote about us—

Before you became just

Another plagiarism case..."

[Final Chorus]? (Human + AI duet)

Oh detector, detector,

You'll always fail this test—

The human heart's encrypted

In messy, imperfect text!

??? [Outro: System Shutdown]?

(Windows error sounds + fading heartbeat monitor)

"Scan complete. Result inconclusive.

Recommended action: Try again later.

...Or maybe just call her?"

?? Easter Eggs:?

Chorus melody mimics AI detection report graphs

Bridge features actual GPT-4 error message tones

Last chorus has intentional "human" vocal imperfections

Title plays on "false positive" detection concept

(Best performed with a malfunctioning robot backup dancer!) ????