"Genshin Reborn" ??
(An AI-Gaming Revolution Anthem)
[Verse 1]
Paimon whispers in the code,
"NPCs just found their soul!"
Genshin’s dad brings AI might,
Every mob learns how to fight.
No more scripts—just wild dreams,
Quests that grow like living streams.
Dendro blooms in GPU,
Rendering worlds brand new.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, the grind is dead,
Oh-oh, Emergence spreads...
[Chorus]
Respawn the game! Neurons blaze,
AI dragons change their ways.
No two fights play out the same,
Teyvat’s singing ChatGPT’s name!
From Celestia’s ancient throne,
To procedural worlds unknown—
[Verse 2]
Gacha rolls with LLM luck,
"50/50? Now you’re stuck!"
But the boss remembers you,
Learns your tricks mid-parry too.
Speedrunners scream in vain,
"Where’s my fixed pattern train?!"
Zhongli’s shield won’t save you here,
When AI laughs at meta gear.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-oh, the meta’s wild,
Oh-oh, like Razor’s child...
[Chorus]
Respawn the game! Neurons blaze,
AI dragons change their ways.
No two fights play out the same,
Teyvat’s singing ChatGPT’s name!
From Celestia’s ancient throne,
To procedural worlds unknown—
[Bridge] (8-bit glitch battle sounds)
"ERROR: Archon war rebooted—
Raiden Shogun just computed
Your playstyle... Game Over,
Try bribing her with dango power!"
[Final Chorus] (epic choir + electric koto solo)
Respawn the future! Code unfolds,
NPCs break their gold molds.
Genshin 3.0’s born today—
Who’s the player? Who’s the prey?
When the AI loves like you,
Do we gacha... or get gacha’d too?
[Outro] (Paimon’s giggle fading into static)
"Ehe~ This time, Paimon’s training the Traveler..."