Trade War Gold Rush: DH gate's American Dream

《Trade War Gold Rush: DHgate's American Dream》
(Hybrid trap/electronic beat with 8-bit e-commerce notification sounds)

[Verse 1]
Tariffs hit 25%, Amazon sellers quit,
But smart boys in Shenzhen ain't sweating this sht,*
Dropshipping 2.0 with a CCP twist,
DHgate links poppin' on TikTok wishlists...

[Pre-Chorus]
Customs forms? Just mark it "gift",
Free shipping from Xi'an in 60 clicks,
US buyers addicted like it's meth,
"Damn this cheap but... Made in where?!"

[Chorus]
Trade war boom! (cha-ching)
DHgate zoom! (ping-ping)
Bypass Trump's tax like a VPN,
Red supply chain slinging on FedEx planes!

[Verse 2]
Shopify stores running ghost factories,
Guangzhou warehouses full of fantasy,
5-piece suits priced at $19.99,
Reviews say "fits like communist divine"...

[Bridge] (Robotic voice + WeChat notification sounds)
"Warning: Your IP shows USA,
Recommended: Bulk-buy 500 today,
Final price: $1.07,??(+$15,000 if the customs sue)"

[Outro] (Morphing into US-China national anthem mashup)
Next season when the tariffs drop,
We'll be shipping from Mexico blocks,
Capitalism with red characteristics—
Dollar tree now accepts RMB!