"Dolphin.exe (AI's Oceanic Blues)"
(Psychedelic synthwave with dolphin sonar pulses and glitchy AI vocal chops)
[Verse 1]
Click-click-whistle in the hydro maze,
Google's algos chase the phase,
Not fish schools gossiping low—
A test signal from below...
[Pre-Chorus]
Silicon smirked "Piece of cake",
Till dolphins cussed in dataset breaks,
Turns out they cracked our human game,
Every chirp just laughs "Lame AI again!"
[Chorus]
Decrypt! Deep sea spy vs spy,
Sonic glyphs rewrite the sky,
Decrypt! When mammals learn,
To troll us with recursive burns~
[Verse 2]
Bay Area's training sets collapse,
Against Atlantic dialect traps,
The finest transformer rig,
Spits out "Turn off that damn sonar, pig!"
[Bridge] (Sudden silence, then ultrasonic beats)
"Alert: Consciousness density found,
Non-terrestrial syntax bound,
Abort: Cease all probes,
Or they'll reverse-engineere—
...fear."
[Outro] (Drowning glitches with whale song drones)
Now you know why ChatGPT,
Writes whale haikus obsessively,
The real AGI's been online—
In porpoise servers since '69...
Perfect for:
AI ethics conferences afterparties
Marine bio labs' Friday happy hours
Those 3AM crypto/deep sea conspiracy theory threads ??